A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.
· Sir Winston Churchill
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Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?
· James Thurber
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Traditions exist so we can go beyond them
· Greg Hawkes
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Progress is impossible without change, and those who cannot change their minds cannot change anything.
· George Bernard Shaw
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Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony.
· Mahatma Gandhi
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God is in my head, but the devil is in my pants.
· Jonathan Winters
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Among the many misdeeds of the British rule in India, history will look upon the act depriving a whole nation of arms as the blackest.
· Mahatma Gandhi
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She gave me a smile I could feel in my hip pocket.
· Raymond Chandler
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Wasted time means wasted lives.
· R. Shannon
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Dogs come when they're called. Cats take a message and get back to you.
· Mary Bly
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Nobody does good to man with impunity.
· Franois Auguste Ren Rod
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Real programmers can write assembly code in any language.
· Larry Wall
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Our eye-beams twisted, and did thread Our eyes, upon one double string; So to entergraft our hands, as yet Was all the means to make us one, And pictures in our eyes to get Was all our propagation.
· John Donne
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The hardest thing to understand in the world is the income tax.
· Albert Einstein
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Hell is a place where the motorists are French, the policemen are German, and the cooks are English.
· Uknown
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I just bought a microwave fireplace. You can spend an evening in front of it in only eight minutes.
· Steven Wright
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I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.
· Gore Vidal
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I am ready.
· Woodrow Wilson
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Does the Eagle know what is in the pit Or wilt thou go ask the Mole? Can Wisdom be put in a silver rod, Or Love in a golden bowl?
· William Blake
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It is the edge and temper of the blade that make a good sword, not the richness of the scabbard; and so it is not money or possessions that make man considerable, but his virtue.
· Lucius Annaeus Seneca
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The bearings of this observation lays in the application on it.
· Charles Dickens
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If all you are going to do in life are the things that are convenient and comfortable, the great things never get done.
· George Bernard Shaw
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No matter how cynical you get, it is impossible to keep up.
· Lily Tomlin
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The height of stupidity is most clearly demonstrated by the individual who ridicules something he knows nothing about.
· Albert Einstein
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A budget tells us what we can't afford, but it doesn't keep us from buying it.
· William Feather
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The worst thing about a bore is not that he wont stop talking, but that he wont let you stop listening.
· Unknown
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But he that dares not grasp the thorn Should never crave the rose.
· Anne Bront
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Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find the right road.
· Dag Hammarskjld
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When it gets dark enough, you can see the stars.
· Lee Salk
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The human race has had long experience and a fine tradition in surviving adversity. But we now face a task for which we have little experience, the task of surviving prosperity.
· Alan Gregg
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You never miss the water till the well runs dry.
· Proverb
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In those days spirits were brave, the stakes were high, men were real men, women were real women and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri were real small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri.
· Douglas Noel Adams
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Computer : a million morons working at the speed of light.
· David Ferrier
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A kiss can be a comma, a question mark, or an exclamation point. That's the basic spelling that every woman ought to know.
· Mistinguette
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Theres a great power in words, if you dont hitch too many of them together.
· Josh Billings
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Having money is rather like being a blond. It is more fun but not vital.
· Mary Quant
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No power of genius has ever yet had the smallest success in explaining existence. The perfect enigma remains.
· Ralph Waldo Emerson
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It is well that war is so terrible, or we should grow too fond of it.
· Robert E. Lee
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