This is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual job, you would have received raises, promotions, and other signs of appreciation.
· Unknown
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There is a difference between not thinking of someone and forgetting him.
· Werner Kraus
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Exercise is a dirty word.... Every time I hear it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
· Unknown
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If a man fools you once, he's a jerk. If he fools you twice, you're a jerk.
· Unknown
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Children begin by loving their parents. After a time they judge them. Rarely if ever, do they forgive them.
· Oscar Wilde
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Just because something is a law doesnt make it right.
· Unknown
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Honesty is the best policy when there is money in it.
· Mark Twain
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There are two kinds of people, those who finish what they start and so on ...
· Robert Byrne
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Men are born with two eyes, but only one tongue, in order that they should see twice as much as they say.
· Charles Caleb Colton
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Curiosity did not kill the cat, I got him with the lawnmower.
· Unknown
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When God endowed human beings with brains, He did not intend to guarantee them.
· Unknown
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Older men declare war. But it is the youth that must fight and die.
· Herbert Clark Hoover
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Suicide note. I must end it. There's no hope left. I'll be at peace. No one had anything to do with this. My decision totally.
· Freddie Prinze
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Hell, there are no rules here - we're trying to accomplish something.
· Thomas Alva Edison
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You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.
· Unknown
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What runs but never gets tired? Water.
· Proverb
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Humans hardly ever learn from the experience of others. They learn when they do, which isn't often on their own, the hard way.
· Robert Anson Heinlein
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I am ready to meet my maker, but whether my maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
· Sir Winston Churchill
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Consideration is the parent of wisdom.
· Unknown
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Men seldom give pleasure where they are not pleased themselves.
· Samuel Johnson
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Every eye is an adulterer; and every woman perfumeth herself, and goeth to an assembly where men are, wishing to show herself to them, with a look of lasciviousness, is an adultress.
· Prophet Muhammad
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I think that I shall never see A billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps, unless the billboards fall, I'll never see a tree at all.
· Ogden Nash
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Turn from evil and do good; seek peace and pursue it.
· The Bible
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To whom nothing is given, of him can nothing be required.
· Henry Fielding
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Instead of studying for finals, what about just going to the Bahamas and catching some rays? Maybe you'll flunk, but you might have flunked anyway; that's my point.
· Jack Handey
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If there is anything education does not lack today it is critics.
· Nathan M. Pusey
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To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven: A time to be born, and a time to die; a time to plant, and a time to pluck up that which is planted;
· The Bible
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Forget the past and live the present hour.
· Sarah Knowles Bolton
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A bachelor gets tangled up with a lot of women in order to avoid getting tied up to one.
· Helen Rowland
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There are one hundred and ninety-three living species of monkeys and apes. One hundred and ninety-two of them are covered with hair.
· Desmond Morris
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I have sacrificed everything in my life that I consider precious in order to advance the political career of my husband.
· Pat Nixon
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The only sin which we never forgive in each other is difference of opinion.
· Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Knowledge is power if you know it about the right person.
· Ethel Mumford
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A painting in a museum hears more ridiculous opinions than anything else in the world.
· Edmond De Goncourt
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Power is not revealed by striking hard or often, but by striking true.
· Honor de Balzac
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I have one great fear in my heart, that one day when they (the whites of South Africa) have turned to loving, they will find we (the blacks) are turned to hating.
· Alan Paton
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Live Free or Die
· Unknown
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There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators.
· Will Rogers
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Home is wherever my books are.
· Unknown
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Perfection - Nothing more than a complete adaptation to the environment; but the environment is constantly changing, so perfection can never be more than transitory.
· William Somerset Maugha
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From my rotting body, flowers shall grow and I am in them and that is eternity.
· Edvard Munch
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College graduates who have kept on with self-education generally are the ones who reap the richest harvests of material rewards, and even more important, the great intangible satisfactions of life.
· Lavor K. Chaffin
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I hope that posterity will judge me kindly, not only as to the things which I have explained, but also to those which I have intentionally omitted so as to leave to others the pleasure of discovery.
· Ren Descartes
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She's been everyone else's girl; maybe one day she'll be her own.
· Tori Amos
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I saw a subliminal advertising executive, but only for a second.
· Steven Wright
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A man is as old as hes feeling, A woman as old as she looks.
· Mortimer Collins
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Non semper erit aestas It will not always be summer (be prepared for hard times)
· Proverb
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See, I've always seen Jacques Cousteau as a hero, mate. He's a legend - like my dad, just a legend. And so what he did for conservation in the '60s through the '70s was just phenomenal.
· Steve Irwin
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The world is run by 'C' students.
· Unknown
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One measure of leadership is the caliber of people who choose to follow you.
· Dennis A. Peer
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A wise man is he who does not grieve for the things which he has not, but rejoices for those which he has.
· Epictetus
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I wouldnt want to belong to any club that would accept me as a member.
· Groucho Marx
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Wild animals never kill for sport. Man is the only one to whom the torture and death of his fellow-creatures is amusing in itself.
· James Anthony Froude
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The good ended happily, and the bad unhappily. That is what Fiction means.
· Oscar Wilde
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It is often easier to fight for ones principles than to live up to them.
· Adlai Ewing Stevenson
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DIARY, n. A daily record of that part of one's life, which he can relate to himself without blushing.
· Ambrose Gwinett Bierce
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Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper.
· Francis Bacon
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He who is not kind to God's creatures, and to his own children, God will not be kind to him.
· Prophet Muhammad
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It is easy to hate and it is difficult to love. This is how the whole scheme of things works. All good things are difficult to achieve; and bad things are very easy to get.
· Morarji Ranchhodji Desa
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My definition of a redundancy is an air-bag in a politician's car.
· Larry Hagman
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The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food.
· Proverb
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Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit.
· Kahlil Gibran
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Promises and pie-crust are made to be broken.
· Jonathan Swift
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