Spirits when they please Can either sex assume, or both.
· John Milton
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Old people have fewer diseases than the young, But their diseases never leave them.
· Hippocrates
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The purpose of life is not to be happy. It is to be useful, to be honorable, to be compassionate, to have it make some difference that you have lived and lived well.
· Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Let him who sins when drunk be punished when sober.
· Proverb
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Life is a horse: either you ride it or it rides you.
· Gregory McDonald
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Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesnt seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces.
· Anne Morrow Lindbergh
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There are two things no man will admit he cannot do well: drive and make love.
· Stirling Moss
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PRESCRIPTION, n. A physician's guess at what will best prolong the situation with least harm to the patient.
· Ambrose Gwinett Bierce
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Laugh when you can; cry when you must.
· Unknown
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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian anymore than going to the garage makes you a car.
· Dr. Laurence J. Peter
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We cannot be more sensitive to pleasure without being more sensitive to pain.
· Alan Watts
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The devil tempts all other men, but idle men tempt the devil.
· Proverb
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We can learn to be whole by saying what we mean and doing what we say.
· Martin Buber
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When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to resemble a nail.
· Abraham H. Maslow
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Never trust something that bleeds for a week and does not die.
· Unknown
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Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.
· Unknown
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When the President does it, that means it is not illegal.
· Richard Milhouse Nixon
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Randomness scares people. Religion is a way to explain randomness.
· Fran Lebowitz
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Surfing on the Internet is like sex; everyone boasts about doing more than they actually do. But in the case of the Internet, it's a lot more.
· Tom Fasulo
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Be yourself. The world worships the original.
· Ingrid Bergman
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And now for something completely different.
· Monty Python
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Big Brother is watching you.
· George Orwell
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Comfort zones are plush lined coffins. When you stay in your plush lined coffins, you die.
· Stan Dale
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Some of us learn from other peoples mistakes and the rest of us have to be other people.
· Zig Ziglar
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Put that in your pipe and smoke it.
· Proverb
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A closed mouth gathers no feet.
· Proverb
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The time for action is past! Now is the time for senseless bickering!
· Ashleigh Brilliant
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If we weren't all crazy, we would go insane!
· Jimmy Buffett
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Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
· Woody Allen
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I am not angry, damnit, I am passionate.
· Susan Powter
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The American male doesn't mature until he has exhausted all other possibilities.
· Wilfrid Sheed
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You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.
· Al Capone
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Don't forget honey. Never let one man worry your mind. Find 'em, fool 'em and forget 'em.
· Mae West
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For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.
· Johnny Carson
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If you're robbing a bank and you're pants fall down, I think it's okay to laugh and to let the hostages laugh too, because, come on, life is funny.
· Jack Handey
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Don't be afraid to be amazing.
· Andy Offutt Irwin
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To exist is to change, to change is to mature, to mature is to go on creating oneself endlessly.
· Henri Louis Bergson
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The optimist already sees the scar over the wound; the pessimist still sees the wound beneath the scar.
· Ernst Schroder
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Bedevere: What makes you think she's a witch? Villager: Well, she turned me into a newt! Bedevere: A newt? Villager: I got better.
· Movie
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