Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas.
· Paula Poundstone
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The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this is true.
· James Branch Cabell
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The difference between false memories and true ones is the same as for jewels: it is always the false ones that look the most real, the most brilliant.
· Salvador Dali
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This country will not be a good place for any of us to live in unless we make it a good place for all of us to live in.
· Theodore Roosevelt
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When you fully understand the situation, it is worse than you think.
· Barry Commoner
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Youth is the gift of nature, but age is a work of art.
· Stanislaw J. Lec
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Some peoples heads are particularly suited to handle empty praise.
· Unknown
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Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
· Carl Zwanzig
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Earth's noblest thing,a woman perfected.
· James Russell Lowell
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Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright ... until you hear them speak?
· Steven Wright
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Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
· Red Buttons
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A winner never whines.
· Paul Brown
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Winning isnt everything, its the only thing.
· Red Sanders
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The way to wickedness is always through wickedness.
· Lucius Annaeus Seneca
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Youth and skill are no match for experience and treachery.
· Unknown
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Considering what experience costs, it should be the best teacher.
· Unknown
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All that glitters has a high refractive index.
· Unknown
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The first time Adam had a chance, he laid the blame on woman.
· Nancy Astor
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A hunch is creativity trying to tell you something.
· Frank Capra
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There is something supremely reassuring about television; the worst is always yet to come.
· Jack Gould
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Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.
· Unknown
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That's why men need instant replays in sports. They've already forgotten what happened.
· John Wayne
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On my underground railroad I never ran my train off the track. And I never lost a passenger.
· Harriet Tubman
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You can lead a computer to the Superhighway but you can't make it think.
· Des Waller
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It took me seventeen years to get 3,000 hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.
· Hank Aaron
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We're supposed to be perfect our first day on the job and then show constant improvement.
· Ed Vargo
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Why is it that wherever I go, the resident idiot heads straight for me?
· Gwynn Thomas
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The rights of one are as sacred as the rights of a million.
· Eugene Victor Debs
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If you think you have someone eating out of your hand, its a good idea to count your fingers.
· Martin Buxbaum
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Wherever you are, it is your friends who make your world.
· Unknown
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If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?
· Steven Wright
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Trust in yourself. Your perceptions are often far more accurate than you are willing to believe.
· Claudia Black
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Within you there is a stillness and a sanctuary to which you can retreat at any time and be yourself.
· Hermann Hesse
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It's so easy to laugh. It's so easy to hate. It takes strength to be gentle and kind.
· Stephen Morrissey
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If you don't like something change it; if you can't change it, change the way you think about it.
· Mary Engelbreit
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We do not stop playing because we are old. We grow old because we stop playing.
· Unknown
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Truth is. Belief is not required.
· Gerry Roston
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Exercise is a dirty word.... Every time I hear it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
· Unknown
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People are much more alike inside than they are on the surface.
· Verne Burnett
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Vacation is what you take when you can't take what you've been taking any longer.
· Unknown
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Only the shallow know themselves.
· Oscar Wilde
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Heaven lieth at the feet of mothers.
· Prophet Muhammad
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Nobody grows old by merely living a number of years people grow old only by deserting their ideals.
· Samuel Ullman
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Rules are for people who don't know how to get around them.
· Tori Harrison
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If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough.
· Albert Einstein
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