When you get right down to it, one of the most important tasks of a leader is to eliminate his people's excuse for failure.
· Robert Townsend
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In this world, nothing is certain but death and taxes.
· Benjamin Franklin
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You take people as far as they will go, not as far as you would like them to go.
· Jeannette Rankin
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The one thing we can never get enough of is love. And the one thing we never give enough is love.
· Henry Miller
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The supreme test of a person is his ability to make things go right.
· Unknown
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Perhaps it was right to dissemble your love, but - why did you kick me downstairs?
· Isaac Bickerstaff
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No time to marry, no time to settle down; I'm a young woman, and I ain't done runnin' around.
· Bessie Smith
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If we weren't all crazy, we would go insane!
· Jimmy Buffett
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The only thing one can do with good advice is to pass it on. It is never of any use to oneself.
· Oscar Wilde
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I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.
· Gore Vidal
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You can't get to second base keeping one foot on first.
· Hannah Whitall Smith
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Suicide is man's way of telling God, 'You can't fire me - I quit.'
· Bill Maher
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Slow as molasses in January.
· Proverb
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Big Brother is watching you.
· George Orwell
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We forfeit three fourths of ourselves in order to be like other people.
· Arthur Schopenhauer
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The computer is a moron.
· Peter F. Drucker
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I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean.
· Gilbert Keith Chesterto
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You're never a loser until you quit trying.
· Mike Ditka
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A wise player ought to accept his throws and score them, not bewail his luck.
· Sophocles
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Surfing on the Internet is like sex; everyone boasts about doing more than they actually do. But in the case of the Internet, it's a lot more.
· Tom Fasulo
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The problem with political jokes is that they get elected.
· Unknown
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All We are saying... is give Peace a Chance...
· John Lennon
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There are more old drunkards than old doctors.
· Benjamin Franklin
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Error, no keyboard - press F1 to continue.
· Unknown
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A little fire burns up a great deal of corn.
· Proverb
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I don't believe in mathematics.
· Albert Einstein
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More people will die from hit-or-miss eating than from hit-and-run driving.
· Duncan Hines
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One more drink and I'll be under the host.
· Dorothy Parker
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Democracy is the worst system devised by the wit of man, except for all the others.
· Sir Winston Churchill
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FUNERAL, n. A pageant whereby we attest our respect for the dead by enriching the undertaker, and strengthen our grief by an expenditure that deepens our groans and doubles our tears.
· Ambrose Gwinett Bierce
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Second thoughts are ever wiser.
· Euripides
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Fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
· Proverb
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What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight, what counts is the size of the fight in the dog.
· Mark Twain
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True Patriotism is of no party.
· Tobias Smollett
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I like boring things.
· Andy Warhol
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I only drink to steady my nerves. Sometimes I'm so steady I don't move for months.
· W. C. Fields
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HISTORY, n. An account mostly false, of events mostly unimportant, which are brought about by rulers mostly knaves, and soldiers mostly fools.
· Ambrose Gwinett Bierce
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See the conquering hero comes! Sound the trumpet, beat the drums!
· Thomas Morell
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Nick Machiavel had neer a trick, Though he gave his name to our Old Nick.
· Samuel Butler
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Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow; Don't walk behind me, I may not lead; Walk beside me, and just be my friend.
· Albert Camus
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If you're there before it's over, you're on time.
· James Walker
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My neighbor has a circular driveway. He can't get out.
· Steven Wright
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We made too many wrong mistakes.
· Yogi Berra
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